How to become gorgeous...

Well people, I was suposed to update yesterday buuuuuuuuut it was not a good day to do it. I wrote something and I was just going to update the blog with that text but finally I didn't. Why? It was too sad. I don't know why, but yesterday I had a negative day and I thought that it was better not to put that than seem catastrophic or depressed. Not now. So my apologies...

... and my apologies because I don't have the promised video yet. Well, really, don't expect too much about the video, the hype is not good, maybe is way worse than expected. The truth is that I was just preparing it and it could be cool, or not, it depends, but is not done yet. You have to wait and I prefer to not tell you anything. Sorry again. But you are going to have a video too... a very ridiculous video about me. Yeah, a video about one of my worst situations in my life. Check:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LsEx92uUUIE

Shit. I'm not going to repeat it again in all my life. I swear.

Talking about "what I've done today", today I've seen Mara and Nuria, and we didn't talked about too much things because we were playing TRIVIAL. Mara and me were feeling bad kicking Nuria's ass answering always correctly the questions, so finally we decided to let her win because she was just going to cry, isn't it Nuria? :D. You know that this is true.

Jokes apart, I deserved to win, but life is unfair. Tomorrow I'm going to play extreme soccer with my friends, and I'm sure that we all are going to die, but we don't care, we play just for fun. I don't promise anything, but maybe there's going to be a video about that, MAYBE, not sure at all, a lot of facts need to be in favour to achieve it, so fingers crossed.

Music time, listen to this, honey honey:

http://www.goear.com/listen.php?v=77ba268

I love this song.

And now close to the end of this update, my twin sister Antonia says: Don't forget to do stupid things diary and to watch robot chicken in youtube. Always check if there's a monster under your bed AND never brash your teeth, NEVER, is not good for your bacteries.

Nothing else, maybe tomorrow I'll update. I mean perhaps :P.

Antonia says you goodbye with a kiss!

Cliffhanging

Oh people, is soooooooooo boring here... there's nothing to do because there's no ficking sun, if it's not raining it's ficking cloudy and man, we are in Summer, life is unfair... Buuuut, thanks to this horrible day now I'm updating this thing.

First of all, I need to learn how to edit goooooood videos to put in youtube and here, I want you seeing my face in motion and suffering again, muahahahahah. My idea is to put information about my stupid and ficking boring life here and let you know about my strange friends, relationships with the drugs, the studies, those things.

Second, if between today and tomorrow I learn how to edit wonderfull videos I promise you a gorgeous one, believe me, I have things planned (muahahhahaha).

Third, this is for François, remember, I can fick your mother from the distance.

Fourth, what I did yesterday? Almost nothing apart of loosing and loosing poker games, shot, I really suck, so after that everyone there released that I am too bad to play that game and they decided to put the videoconsole, you know, and we finished playing one of the best games ever: Spyro the dragon, the original, the first one, the rest are pure CRAP. I have to remark the plot, is so ficking bad that it made me laugh out loud during one hour, the next four hours I was just only laughing.

What I'm going to do today? It's a secret. If finally there's no video in the next update I will tell you, but until that day is top secret, d'accord? It's going to be funny...

Almost finishing, you need a video, you're gonna get a video RIGHT NOW:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/trailer

Yeah, now you know what is worse than SNAKES on a plane.

Before ending, three things, first one, thanks JC, yesterday I saw the video in my cell phone and it's fucking good. Thanks.

Second, I want to share a good song and not that crap of delilah. This song is not my fauvorite one, but it's really good. Listen Pascale and Félixe, this is good music:

http://goear.com/listen.php?v=6e35e9e

And finally, today you're going to have a picture, yeah, a really ancient picture. Because yes, there was a time when I had looooong hair. Cya bastards.

FIRST!

Oooook i'm back again yeaaah, and now with a new blog and a new language. Yeah, this is the way I have to practice English now my Spanish friends, but that is not the only reason why I do this: I wanna see you Explore bitches reading my updates because in less than a year I'll come back to kick all your asses. Tabarnak.

So, first update,

• Saluting--> check
• Explain why I do this in English --> check
• Show my retarded but comfortable way to sit in my chair -> not done, maybe other day

Yes, I've said maybe other day

• Talk about my life--> let's chek it

Not too much more to say, you know, the flight was sad and long and we miss you so much. Personally, today I was with some of my friends and I showed them the Commando Mask (thanks Ettiene), the Canadian Glass (thanks Louis-Alex) and my almost-full-covered-with-signs bag (thank you everyone). Now they think that we are "gilipollas", but I don't care, I supose that they said that in a familiar and lovely way, didn't you mtfkrs? DIDN'T YOU?!!

Ok, changing the topic, I was thinking a lot during this 3 days about my next summer trip to Quebec and I released that I'm going to need your help to plan it well, and I have to work hard to not fail any subject this year in the Univerity to be clean in Summer and spend as more time as possible without care about studies. Fick the studies. Fick the system.

• Try to put my first youtube video here--> let's check now
  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aEQuv1m4G4

I promise that the next video is going to be better. Well, better is impossible, this shit is sad because is ficking unbeatable, but it's not going to make us cry or things like that ok? I promise.

Keep in contact with me, don't forgive me, I don't forgive you. In 11 months I'll come back just to see your ugly faces.

And for the people who are not understanding anything because they didn't live this explore 2007... just come and see this blog, I promise fun for everyone ok?

• Put a funny and stupid picture to finish the blog--> checking...
  

Shot, it doesn't work, I don't know what the hell is happening... anyway, next time you are going to have your funny and stupid picture, for sure, I have to fix this, but for today is enaugh. Oh shot, the picture was sooooo funny...

And remember:

Mind the Gap!!

End. No more for today, see you all folks! Tabarnak!