5 movies to watch in a rainy day

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeey, whatsup people? I'm really bored, so my inner instincts are saying that its time to update. And today I'm not going to tell you how crappy was the rainy day (again), but I'm going to advise you about FILMS, or movies, I don't care how you want to name them, those films that I think that you must see before die. Here we go:

5-Pulp Fiction

I really love Pulp Fiction. It has some of the most surrealistic-but-lovely dialogues I've ever heard, let alone some situations. This movie deserves to be seen even only for its last minutes and that monologue of Samuel L. Jackson.

Bad Mother Fucker.


4-Our man Flint

Oh my god, I saw this movie just YESTERDAY but I have to admit that is the best parody I've ever seen. Think what happens when you mix James Bond, karate, kung fu, ballet, hiper-seduction, super-gadgets including a 82 letal functions burner (83 if you count the proper fire), somekind of evil-pacifist group of mad sciencist and climatic changes. Pure awesomness, even if it is a veeeeeeeeery old movie...

3-Terminator 2

This movie is nuts. Why? Cuz it's the summun of those action movies that were born in the 80s and 90s, those movies without too much computer special effects (in fact, this one was one of the firsts films to use the computers in a serious way). One curious thing: In the Spanish version, that is dubbed, the Terminator doesn't say "Hasta la vista baby" cuz it doesn't make sense. Instead of that he says "Sayonara, baby". :D

I can't explain what I feel when I hear that song... yeah that song... don't you remember?



2-Saving Private Ryan

I thought that this film was my favourite until a really few time ago. I've seen it dozens of times and I can't get bored seeing it cuz even if I know what is going to happen next second, I allways realise something new. Of course that it's about the war, but about the real and cruel war, not that war that we are usually accustomed to see everytime where the shooting and the special effects are the Leit Motif. However, the movie still has somekind of propagandistic message, but I don't really care. The landing in Omaha is simply cruelly realistic.

1-Fight Club

Well, maybe you have heard about this movie if you haven't see it, as I allways did. A lot of people told me about how good was and asked me how the hell I hadn't see that movie. So finally I decided to adquire the movie, but before that I went to my old friend google to search how much the critic likes this movie, and I get stunned, cuz I realised that is that kind of movie that you love or hate. And that's how it is. The message is clear and destructive, the plot is really original, the performance is stunning (Edward Norton is god) and the final twist in the plot KICK ASSES. For me is a 10 out 10. Maybe for you is a complete 0.







I repeat: in my opinion these 5 movies are a MUST before die. You can watch the movies and later tell me what do you think about my tastes. I know that I forget a bunch of very good movies such as Matrix (the fist one, the rest are bullshit) or Seven, but this is definetly my Top 5. I hope you enjoy it. I leave you whit the song that appears in the "Fight Club" trailer, "Where's my mind", Pixies. I love those guys.

Quick Announcments

It's time to update. Im going to be sincere, I don't feel like doing it, but I have to, cuz I haven't update since last week. Usually I'm more inspired at night, but this night is not that case. Tonight is not the night.

First, I'm starting to think that this blog is becoming weekly, and I don't know if that is good or bad. More things to put, less contact with me, but that lack of contact has a reason. This week has been quite busy for me, and as a consequence I haven't talk to you too much and I wasn't connected as much as usually. The reasons are varied: I'm starting to train quite seriously, I'm starting to work a little bit assembling and dismantling stages and the fatigue that these things cause make me go to sleep before expected. But don't worry, I will get accustomed soon to this rythm.

I was thinking about to make this blog more personal. I mean, not only talk about what i do, what I've done and what I'm going to do, just talk about whatever. I wanna share something with you? I will put it here. I wanna write some text? This is going to be the place to write it. In fact I want my friends from Spain reading this blog too, so if someday you read something in Spanish don't be scared, just practise that language :P.

Tomorrow morning I will start. This is just like the warning of what is going to come since now. But I dont want you to finish to read this blog today with nothing in you hands. Because of that, you will be witness of some glimpse of glory of what is comming:




I love its randomness. And I can't stop thinking about that song. LOL, it's sooooo good. Cya really soooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!

CALISS

I'm updating faster than light cuz I have to leave this place very quickly. I know that I haven't updated since a lot of time, and this update is not going to be veeeery extensive, but I must do it cuz I sweared it to Alexandre and Stef and if not I'm going to recieve a kick in the balls next time I go to see those guys.

So, quick and short but dense: YOU SHOULD SIGN. People, I'm starting to think one of these two things, and I don't like none of them:

1-This place completly sucks and the best thing I can do with this is to burn it in the net and let it die, so you prefer to not be involved and you don't sign.

2-You don't enter here and because of that fucking simple reason you don't sign. Crap.

If you don't sign with stupid things and some stuff I will not know what to say when the people here in Spain ask me again about you. Yep, because here in Spain I talk about you constantly, I think my friends are starting to feel like killing me cuz I cant stop talking about the fucking commando, the tricks of Liu Liu, my quarterback friend, the guy who cut me the hair and the girls that wrote me stupid things in my arm while we were in class. So I want to change my anecdotes people, you should sign me talking about your new and stupid cotidian life to, as me.

Yep, as me. Now I'm going to do stupid stunts and dive into the water in a great height place, puting in risk my life and ready to die cuz I'm a super-extreme guy who wants to feel the adrenaline. Sort of that, not all true, not all lie. Don't you believe me? Check:



And this picture has now 2 years, time flows and flies. All the Spanish people who are reading this blog are really tired of seeing that picture, but the truth is that even today I'm impressed on how my friend could took that picture so perfectly, with me in the ficking middle and that. Awesome, thanks Hermo, I know you are reading.

So I'm going to try to kill me again there, RIGHT NOW.

Ah, I was going to forgive to tell you this: my friends are REALLY TIRED of hearing me saying "TABARNAK" and "CALISS". And I mean a lot, believe me. I supose its time to upgrade my quebecer swear style condition and start to practice with new things. Do you like this one?

Mon esti de tabarnak de gros chien sale de caliss de sacrament.

Lovely.

How to become gorgeous...

Well people, I was suposed to update yesterday buuuuuuuuut it was not a good day to do it. I wrote something and I was just going to update the blog with that text but finally I didn't. Why? It was too sad. I don't know why, but yesterday I had a negative day and I thought that it was better not to put that than seem catastrophic or depressed. Not now. So my apologies...

... and my apologies because I don't have the promised video yet. Well, really, don't expect too much about the video, the hype is not good, maybe is way worse than expected. The truth is that I was just preparing it and it could be cool, or not, it depends, but is not done yet. You have to wait and I prefer to not tell you anything. Sorry again. But you are going to have a video too... a very ridiculous video about me. Yeah, a video about one of my worst situations in my life. Check:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LsEx92uUUIE

Shit. I'm not going to repeat it again in all my life. I swear.

Talking about "what I've done today", today I've seen Mara and Nuria, and we didn't talked about too much things because we were playing TRIVIAL. Mara and me were feeling bad kicking Nuria's ass answering always correctly the questions, so finally we decided to let her win because she was just going to cry, isn't it Nuria? :D. You know that this is true.

Jokes apart, I deserved to win, but life is unfair. Tomorrow I'm going to play extreme soccer with my friends, and I'm sure that we all are going to die, but we don't care, we play just for fun. I don't promise anything, but maybe there's going to be a video about that, MAYBE, not sure at all, a lot of facts need to be in favour to achieve it, so fingers crossed.

Music time, listen to this, honey honey:

http://www.goear.com/listen.php?v=77ba268

I love this song.

And now close to the end of this update, my twin sister Antonia says: Don't forget to do stupid things diary and to watch robot chicken in youtube. Always check if there's a monster under your bed AND never brash your teeth, NEVER, is not good for your bacteries.

Nothing else, maybe tomorrow I'll update. I mean perhaps :P.

Antonia says you goodbye with a kiss!

Cliffhanging

Oh people, is soooooooooo boring here... there's nothing to do because there's no ficking sun, if it's not raining it's ficking cloudy and man, we are in Summer, life is unfair... Buuuut, thanks to this horrible day now I'm updating this thing.

First of all, I need to learn how to edit goooooood videos to put in youtube and here, I want you seeing my face in motion and suffering again, muahahahahah. My idea is to put information about my stupid and ficking boring life here and let you know about my strange friends, relationships with the drugs, the studies, those things.

Second, if between today and tomorrow I learn how to edit wonderfull videos I promise you a gorgeous one, believe me, I have things planned (muahahhahaha).

Third, this is for François, remember, I can fick your mother from the distance.

Fourth, what I did yesterday? Almost nothing apart of loosing and loosing poker games, shot, I really suck, so after that everyone there released that I am too bad to play that game and they decided to put the videoconsole, you know, and we finished playing one of the best games ever: Spyro the dragon, the original, the first one, the rest are pure CRAP. I have to remark the plot, is so ficking bad that it made me laugh out loud during one hour, the next four hours I was just only laughing.

What I'm going to do today? It's a secret. If finally there's no video in the next update I will tell you, but until that day is top secret, d'accord? It's going to be funny...

Almost finishing, you need a video, you're gonna get a video RIGHT NOW:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/trailer

Yeah, now you know what is worse than SNAKES on a plane.

Before ending, three things, first one, thanks JC, yesterday I saw the video in my cell phone and it's fucking good. Thanks.

Second, I want to share a good song and not that crap of delilah. This song is not my fauvorite one, but it's really good. Listen Pascale and Félixe, this is good music:

http://goear.com/listen.php?v=6e35e9e

And finally, today you're going to have a picture, yeah, a really ancient picture. Because yes, there was a time when I had looooong hair. Cya bastards.

FIRST!

Oooook i'm back again yeaaah, and now with a new blog and a new language. Yeah, this is the way I have to practice English now my Spanish friends, but that is not the only reason why I do this: I wanna see you Explore bitches reading my updates because in less than a year I'll come back to kick all your asses. Tabarnak.

So, first update,

• Saluting--> check
• Explain why I do this in English --> check
• Show my retarded but comfortable way to sit in my chair -> not done, maybe other day

Yes, I've said maybe other day

• Talk about my life--> let's chek it

Not too much more to say, you know, the flight was sad and long and we miss you so much. Personally, today I was with some of my friends and I showed them the Commando Mask (thanks Ettiene), the Canadian Glass (thanks Louis-Alex) and my almost-full-covered-with-signs bag (thank you everyone). Now they think that we are "gilipollas", but I don't care, I supose that they said that in a familiar and lovely way, didn't you mtfkrs? DIDN'T YOU?!!

Ok, changing the topic, I was thinking a lot during this 3 days about my next summer trip to Quebec and I released that I'm going to need your help to plan it well, and I have to work hard to not fail any subject this year in the Univerity to be clean in Summer and spend as more time as possible without care about studies. Fick the studies. Fick the system.

• Try to put my first youtube video here--> let's check now
  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aEQuv1m4G4

I promise that the next video is going to be better. Well, better is impossible, this shit is sad because is ficking unbeatable, but it's not going to make us cry or things like that ok? I promise.

Keep in contact with me, don't forgive me, I don't forgive you. In 11 months I'll come back just to see your ugly faces.

And for the people who are not understanding anything because they didn't live this explore 2007... just come and see this blog, I promise fun for everyone ok?

• Put a funny and stupid picture to finish the blog--> checking...
  

Shot, it doesn't work, I don't know what the hell is happening... anyway, next time you are going to have your funny and stupid picture, for sure, I have to fix this, but for today is enaugh. Oh shot, the picture was sooooo funny...

And remember:

Mind the Gap!!

End. No more for today, see you all folks! Tabarnak!