sábado, 18 de agosto de 2007

CALISS

I'm updating faster than light cuz I have to leave this place very quickly. I know that I haven't updated since a lot of time, and this update is not going to be veeeery extensive, but I must do it cuz I sweared it to Alexandre and Stef and if not I'm going to recieve a kick in the balls next time I go to see those guys.

So, quick and short but dense: YOU SHOULD SIGN. People, I'm starting to think one of these two things, and I don't like none of them:

1-This place completly sucks and the best thing I can do with this is to burn it in the net and let it die, so you prefer to not be involved and you don't sign.

2-You don't enter here and because of that fucking simple reason you don't sign. Crap.

If you don't sign with stupid things and some stuff I will not know what to say when the people here in Spain ask me again about you. Yep, because here in Spain I talk about you constantly, I think my friends are starting to feel like killing me cuz I cant stop talking about the fucking commando, the tricks of Liu Liu, my quarterback friend, the guy who cut me the hair and the girls that wrote me stupid things in my arm while we were in class. So I want to change my anecdotes people, you should sign me talking about your new and stupid cotidian life to, as me.

Yep, as me. Now I'm going to do stupid stunts and dive into the water in a great height place, puting in risk my life and ready to die cuz I'm a super-extreme guy who wants to feel the adrenaline. Sort of that, not all true, not all lie. Don't you believe me? Check:



And this picture has now 2 years, time flows and flies. All the Spanish people who are reading this blog are really tired of seeing that picture, but the truth is that even today I'm impressed on how my friend could took that picture so perfectly, with me in the ficking middle and that. Awesome, thanks Hermo, I know you are reading.

So I'm going to try to kill me again there, RIGHT NOW.

Ah, I was going to forgive to tell you this: my friends are REALLY TIRED of hearing me saying "TABARNAK" and "CALISS". And I mean a lot, believe me. I supose its time to upgrade my quebecer swear style condition and start to practice with new things. Do you like this one?

Mon esti de tabarnak de gros chien sale de caliss de sacrament.

Lovely.

3 comentarios:

doomcheveux dijo...

Antonio swearing = priceless :D

Anónimo dijo...

10-4 10-4

Anónimo dijo...

Y no sera mejor cagarse en dios? digo yo, vamos.

Or in other words: I shit in god! (Spanglish powah!)